These days, “Over the Hill” birthday ideas are perfect for someone turning 50, 60 or even 80. But if you enjoy a little age-ribbing, why not even 35?
Over The Hill Birthday Ideas
What’s important to remember is the celebration of life, the tribute to your dear friend or relative. Consider, therefore, inviting guests with a morbid invitation.
Or, if you aren’t superstitious about the whole thing, how about an invitation that reads like an obituary?
“John led a good life–join us in mourning the passing of his 49th year.”
It’s well known that the color theme for this solemn event must include black.
Thanks to the wonders of craft and party stores, there are many shades of black and gray to choose from.
Look at this banner for example.
Purchase this one or cut out your own “Happy Birthday,” “Celebrate in Peace,” “Over the Hill,” or “Older than Dirt.”
Pay tribute to your cherished comrade with a photo display.
Since it’s a birthday party, try a photo number setup.
It’s black and white and shows a collage of the person’s life. You get bonus points if all of the pics are from past birthdays!
What’s better than getting older? That’s right: being reminded of it!
Everyone’s happy to know that prune juice might feature in their near future, so make a big deal of it.
Make a toast to the birthday gal or guy with {what else?} a cup of black prune juice!
More Ways To Celebrate Going Over the Hill
Thank you Dollar Tree, for having the perfect table settings for this sad occasion.
As you eat soft foods and sip prune juice, the black on black on black helps bring an uplifting spirit to the funeral mood.
The person of honor needs a cup befitting his aging state.
As a special favor at dinner, or as an appropriate present, pick up this “I’m sorry you got old” mug.
Sentimental. Sweet. Sorry.
Another upcoming event for seniors is the increasing inability to see those tiny letters at eye exams.
A great wall decoration (or gift) is this idea: a custom message in classic eye chart format.
Some hilarious ideas include: “U R OVER THE HILL,” “IF U CAN READ THIS U R OLD,” and quotes about age from celebrities.
As we gather at the graveyard service to discuss our good friend’s life and achievements, remember the cake and ice cream.
If you like making your own cake, amazing cake toppers are at Etsy.
Young children or those young-at-heart may find sitting through the birthday service a bit tiring.
I’m sure they’ll love a little pick-me-up in the form of sugary “dirt” cups.
If you’re as old as dirt, you may as well eat some, with pudding mixed in the crushed Oreo parts.
Last, but not least, on our list of Over the Hill birthday party ideas, it’s time to think about take-home favors for your guests.
Check out these custom Over the Hill pill bottles!
Fill your prescription with jelly beans, M&Ms or the classic candy favorite of the lucky stiff.
Throwing another type of birthday party? I’ve got ideas for the mermaid, ninja or emoji fan in everyone!
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